Series associated with this author: Hoompa.
Multilimb |
Multileg |
Four Legs |
Multiarm |
Six Legs |
Multicock |
Lots of Legs |
Selfcest |
Three Legs |
Replication |
Hoompa |
My friend Jon |
Leg wheel |
My friend Jon by Martin Boyar Ever had one of those friends who can do anything? 1,427 words Added Sep 2004 9,077 views 5.0 stars (5 votes) •Four Legs•Multileg•Multilimb•Six Legs
Yogic growth class by Martin Boyar The key attraction of yogic growth being primarily spiritual, the multiplication of the feet is secondary, a silent marker of inner progress. 1,139 words Added Oct 2004 6,402 views •Four Legs•Multileg•Multilimb•Six Legs
Our fun thing by Martin Boyar A kind of practical tutorial. 659 words Added May 2006 8,186 views 4.8 stars (4 votes) •Multileg•Multilimb
Leg wheel by Martin Boyar Handsome Dave wants to become a wheel of legs so badly that even instructions jokingly made up on the spot actually work! 4 parts 7,253 words Added Jun 2006 8,908 views 5.0 stars (7 votes) •Multicock•All Legs•Lots of Legs•Multiarm•Multileg•Multilimb•Replication•Selfcest •M/M
Three pack by Martin Boyar Those three-packs of socks aren’t mispackaged, dude. They’re meant for guys that need three socks, if you get what I mean. (Or guys that, deep down, want to need three socks.) 3 parts 4,893 words Added Aug 2004 8,691 views 5.0 stars (1 vote) •Multicock•Four Legs•Multileg•Multilimb•Three Legs
Flopsie by Martin Boyar Beautiful Tom adds new meaning to the word handsome. 2,961 words Added Aug 2004 7,361 views •Multiarm•Multilimb
Hoompa by Martin Boyar It's only a little bit easier to deal with an inferiority complex when they are so nice to you! 1,224 words Added Sep 2004 9,132 views 4.8 stars (5 votes) •Lots of Legs•Multiarm•Multilimb•Detachable
Billy grows his sea-legs by Martin Boyar A handsome young sailor at sea among his swarthy young mates proves worthy of this rite of passage. 544 words Added Feb 2005 8,720 views •Four Legs•Multileg•Multilimb
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