Site Update 11 August 2017

Site Update: 11 August 2017

Hi folks! So, first an apology. This week’s update contains only one story from me, “Super Hard Planet Champions”, despite my plans to write a second one about a four-armed masseur. Unfortunately I ran out of time, as I ended up spending most of Thursday reviewing an exceedingly non-smutty manuscript for submission to a possible publisher. Four-armed masseur guy just will have to cool his jets until next time.

I had some fun with the story I did write, though, which owed its inspiration to a reader request to work some Lycra into a story and my own sudden, stray interest in erotically spoofing, very loosely, a certain television show (though actually my story ended up being very different). It’s also pretty long—at two parts it’s already over 10,000 words, so feel confident I’m not cheating you too much this week by having only the one story.

Huge thanks to my Patreon supporters—I lost some last month but gained some too, and I’m grateful to each and every one of you and to all the people that browse and enjoy Metabods. Let me know what you like. Rate your favorite stories! Post comments—let the authors hear what you think! If you like my stories, pledge your support! Send me feedback—and send me stories, too. Metabods is growing and evolving, which seems appropriate, and you’re all a part of that.

My Tumblr hit 3,000 followers this week. I have no idea what to think of that.

Okay, that’s all for this week. Enjoy the site. Next update: 25 August. Thanks for visiting!

Posted: 11 August 2017  • 

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