Tales of the Blue Banana

The universe is an unfathomably complex natural machine, designed to function safely and reliably for billions of years, able to cope with any contingency, lending its incalculable weight to stability and endurance. The universe is built for the longest haul imaginable and beyond.

But as anyone who dates regularly knows, a nonstop diet of safe and steady is smart but boring. You gotta shake things up every once in a while—tear up the town with a night you’ll never forget, even if you’ve gone back to the stability of what’s good for you in the long run.

The universe has stuff like that, too. Little trips and triggers strewn through the cosmos that create scary little vacations from the safe and steady, in lots of different and random ways.

One of these … is the blue banana.

Authors associated with this series: BRK.

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1 The blue banana by BRK Mike unknowingly eats an artifact of the universe. 3,507 words Added Jan 2015 41k views 4.7 stars (53 votes) No comments yet •Always Hard•Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Self-suck•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Size Increase•Suggestion•Complete •M/M

2 The blue daiquiri by BRK Another artifact of the universe makes an appearance, this time at a loft party to celebrate the pilot Henry scripted, Ice City, going to series. If only Henry were having as much success figuring out his feelings for his sweet but ordinary-looking roommate, Gavin. 9,647 words Added Oct 2017 12k views 5.0 stars (13 votes) No comments yet •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Multicock•Multihead•Multiarm•Multilimb•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Getting Handsomer•Getting Taller•Suggestion•Complete •M/M

3 The blue shoebox by BRK Leo, the aggrieved grad student barista, is having a really no good, terrible, shitty day. And that’s without someone having randomly mailed him a package containing a single, inexplicable, for-some-reason-blue banana. 5,381 words Added Aug 2018 10k views 4.0 stars (9 votes) No comments yet •Huge Cock•Multicock•Multileg•Multilimb•Three Legs•Suggestion•Ghosts•Supernatural•Complete

4 The blue paramour by BRK Quint, a high-end sex-line agent, likes to explore his callers’ secret fantasies with them. But things go a little differently after a lunch that happened to include a certain artifact of the universe. 5,132 words Added Aug 2019 10k views 5.0 stars (9 votes) No comments yet •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Hyper Cock•Self-suck•Multi-abs•Multicock•Multihead•Multiarm•Multilimb•Three Legs•Multipec•Stacking•Pointy Ears•Getting Taller•Retcon•Suggestion•Ogres•Complete •M/M

5 The blue smoothie by BRK Yuri, a personal trainer, is already having a rushed and stressful day when he meets his first client, a young nurse who looks like he’s never lifted so much as a paper clip. On top of that, the banana he grabbed from the stash at the gym’s juice bar to make his morning protein shake was blue for some reason. 3,238 words Added Jun 2020 16k views 4.8 stars (26 votes) No comments yet •Cock Growth•Huge Balls•Other Mental Changes•Hyper Strength•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Suggestion•Superhero/Supervillain•Flying•Complete •M/M

6 The blue pumpkin by BRK Dominic is sure his blue pumpkin jack-o’-lantern will be a hit. What he doesn’t know is what will be brought forth when he lights the candle within… 6 parts 8,774 words Added Oct 2020 12k views 5.0 stars (20 votes) No comments yet •Always Hard•Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Hyper Cock•Hyper Cum•Multiarm•Multilimb•Multitongue•Replication•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Stretchy•Getting Taller•Mouthcock•Incest•Twins•Selfcest•Merging•Supernatural•Halloween•Complete •M/M•M/M/M•M/M/M/...

7 Influenced by BRK Dwayne is excited at having won a video chat with Mayson, the hottest of all the gorgeously-muscled fitness models and insta-hunks he follows online. Then things take strange turn when Mayson reaches into the fruit bowl next to him and pulls out a banana—an inexplicably blue banana. 3,497 words Added Dec 2021 8,598 views 4.3 stars (10 votes) No comments yet •Cock Growth•Huge Balls•Huge Cock•Multicock•Other Mental Changes•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Getting Taller•Tongue Growth•Retcon•Suggestion•Complete •M/M

8 The blue reception by BRK Miserable and alone at his cousin’s high-society wedding reception, Christopher unknowing partakes of a blue-banana fruit salad he mistakes for haute cuisine—right before he starts talking up his hunky, successful, and totally nonexistent boyfriend. 4,701 words Added Mar 2023 6,833 views 4.7 stars (7 votes) No comments yet •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Multicock•Muscle Growth•Increased Libido•Getting Handsomer•Voice Deepening•Getting Taller•Plausible Size Difference•Size Increase•Hair Growth/Getting Hairy•Tongue Growth•Immortality•Complete •M/M

9 The four bananas by BRK In this surprise crossover of the “Four Jocks” and “Blue Banana” series, an underachieving young man and his three best friends get together for a night of dessert and games that will seriously change their lives. 4 parts 11k words Added Apr 2023 7,587 views 4.8 stars (8 votes) No comments yet •Always Hard•Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Self-suck•Hyper Cum•Multicock•Multiarm•Multilimb•Multipec•Replication•Stacking•Muscle Growth•Muscle Worship•Always Shirtless•Increased Libido•Hair Growth/Getting Hairy•Retcon•Suggestion•Selfcest•Superhero/Supervillain•Flying•Immortality•Shapeshifting•Complete •M•M/M/M/...

10 The blue cruise by BRK A gay couple accidentally finds a way to make a cruise more interesting after a brunch that happens to feature some oddly hued banana pancakes. 3,374 words Added Jul 2024 2,633 views 4.7 stars (9 votes) No comments yet •Cock Growth•Huge Balls•Huge Cock•Other Mental Changes•Muscle Growth•Public Nudity•Getting Handsomer•Age Regression•Retcon•Complete •M/M

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