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Friday Flashback Not-So-Average Joes
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Friday Flashback: Not-So-Average Joes

For this week’s gallivant through the glorious grist of our gentlemanly gests, I’ve collected an assortment of stories featuring guys named Joe, the archetypical generic masculine name—despite the fact that we have the name Guy. Maybe that’s too on the nose. It does raise the question, though: how did Joe end up being the generic moniker for a nonspecific dude? Also: Guy derives from the ancient Latin name Gaius, and the Latin word for “guy” was something else—vir for maleness (whence virtue and virility), or homo in reference to a mortal man possessed of reason and morality. So did the Romans talk about someone being an “average Gaius”? Food for thought.

The next update is tomorrow, 31 July. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.

Posted: 30 July 2021  • 

Flashmob, Part 9 by BRK Having left the dorm room with the Keiths in search of answers, Jake comes face to face with an angry basketball star and two towering, muscled, and ridiculously hung copies of his fuck-up of a brother. Meanwhile, the other three Joes muse on how it all seemed like a good idea at the time. 12 parts Added Mar 2015 36k views 4.7 stars (43 votes) 50k words (#64) •Huge Cock•Multicock•Replication•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Always Shirtless•Getting Taller•Selfcest

I need to borrow your cock by BRK Joey promised a really hot guy he could suck both his dicks. Only he just has the one, so he really needs to borrow his roommate’s. Don’t worry, he’ll return it. 4 parts Added Jun 2012 31k views 4.7 stars (21 votes) 15k words •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Self-suck•Multicock•Detachable•Retcon•Suggestion•Complete

Magic ass by BRK Shy Dave has an ass that isn’t just amazing—it’s magical, and Joey is determined to make sure he knows it. Added May 2003 17k views 4.4 stars (12 votes) 1,650 words •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Tongue Growth•First Time/Virgin•Complete

Back in the saddle by James Ky Levon loves it when his boyfriend, Joe, tends to him in his centaur form, but controlling his needs is not always easy. Added May 2002 12k views 5.0 stars (1 vote) 3,310 words •Centaurs

The construction worker by Peterbilt A troubled young hardhat named Jordan is helped through a series of self-discoveries by Joe, a father-figure who comes to mean more and more to Jordan. Added Sep 2015 26k views 4.9 stars (14 votes) 22k words •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Muscle/Strength•Age Difference•First Time/Virgin•Incest•Father/Son

Glasses needed by ZeroZeroNull After a day full of teasing, a couple's evening takes an unexpected turn as one happens to have a special gift for the other. Added Feb 2020 8,832 views 5.0 stars (1 vote) 4,271 words •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Size Increase•Valentine’s Day

Grow lamp 2: Peter principle, Part 4 by Dream Big Peter realizes he’s somehow making guys horny for him, an effect that’s producing all kinds of conflicts for his straight roommate Joey. He resolves to try to act normal until he figures things out, but when he gets to class his body starts acting up again. 15 parts Added Jul 2018 27k views 4.5 stars (18 votes) 24k words •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Muscle/Strength•Getting Taller•Hyper Pheromones

More than expected by LennoxBear Intent on preventing his beefy bod from getting soft, Joe is increasingly obsessed with his gym workouts. Then he meets a kindred spirit who helps him take things to a whole new level. 5 parts Added Jul 2002 95k views 4.3 stars (19 votes) 20k words •Cock Growth•Huge Balls•Huge Cock•Cum Milking•Nipple Emissions•Straight to Gay•Muscle Breast•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Getting Hairy•First Time/Virgin•Nonconsensual change•Infectious

Project Cerulean MX by The Pecman After Michael and Joey discover a secret base in the desert, they start to undergo some changes that are both unsetting and exciting. 17 parts Added Jun 2010 38k views 4.5 stars (12 votes) 54k words (#59) •Cut to Uncut•Huge Cock•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Transformation•Size Decrease•Size Increase

Second puberty by JayPat Finding out you’re a product of genetic engineering and about to go through your second puberty is shocking enough, but the unforeseen repercussions with school, family, and friends are what really change everything. 15 parts Added Sep 2012 78k views 4.8 stars (33 votes) 91k words (#26) •Cock Growth•Huge Cock•Hyper Strength•Muscle Growth•Muscle/Strength•Increased Libido•Size Increase•Bisexual•Destruction/Violence•Hyper Pheromones


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