Handsome young Saint Boytaurus

by Josh Dugan

A carol to the patron saint of multiple limbs, sung to the tune of “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”.

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Handsome young Saint Boytaurus
bring your legs this way
won’t you give these handsome guys
all the things they pray?

Lonnie wants two pairs of legs
Timmy wants more Tims
Chris desires four handsome feet
Mark wants extra limbs

Spike would like more awesome dongs
hanging in a row
dangling ‘twixt six handsome legs
wristfeet weighing low

As for me, just make them all
muscled, calves to chest
and let us all keep adding limbs
‘cause that’s what we like best!

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