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Tales of the Blue Banana

The universe is an unfathomably complex natural machine, designed to function safely and reliably for billions of years, able to cope with any contingency, lending its incalculable weight to stability and endurance. The universe is built for the longest haul imaginable and beyond.

But as anyone who dates regularly knows, a nonstop diet of safe and steady is smart but boring. You gotta shake things up every once in a while  –  tear up the town with a night you’ll never forget, even if you’ve gone back to the stability of what’s good for you in the long run.

The universe has stuff like that, too. Little trips and triggers strewn through the cosmos that create scary little vacations from the safe and steady, in lots of different and random ways.

One of these … is the blue banana.

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Complete story list for Tales of the Blue Banana:

  • 1. The blue banana by BRK  PermaBoner CGrow Cock Musc MGrow Grow Sugg Series  Mike unknowingly eats an artifact of the universe.  Added Jan 2015  •  3.5K words(45)
    23,388 views
  • 2. The blue daiquiri by BRK  CGrow Taller Cock XArm XCock XHead XLimb Musc MGrow Series  Another artifact of the universe makes an appearance, this time at a loft party to celebrate the pilot Henry scripted, Ice City, going to series. If only Henry were having as much success figuring out his feelings for his sweet but ordinary-looking roommate, Gavin.  Added Oct 2017  •  9.6K words(8)
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  • 3. The blue shoebox by BRK  Cock XCock XLeg XLimb Sugg Supn 3Legs Series  Leo, the aggrieved grad student barista, is having a really no good, terrible, shitty day. And that’s without someone having randomly mailed him a package containing a single, inexplicable, for-some-reason-blue banana.  Added Aug 2018  •  5.4K words(6)
    2,144 views

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